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d50 Minor Magic Items

Suitable for level 1 characters, more or less.A small silver figurine that, when given away, will return to your pocket after 1d6 minutes.  The only way to permanently get rid of it is for the...

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d100 Minor Magical Items

CONFESSION: Items 51-100 are not new.  I wrote them yesterday and added them to the 50 items that I wrote today.  I'm sorry, I just really wanted an even 100.All suitable for level 1 characters.Wooden...

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Retributive Psychoplasm

HD 12AC as unarmoredAttacks * (attacks as HD 6)Speed as humanRegenerates 1 hp per roundThe retributive psychoplasm is just a huge, noxious mass of repugnant jelly-flesh, limned with rugose folds and...

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Chaotic Psychoplasm

Hail Chaos, lord of all.HD 10AC as leather (it actually shifts constantly and rapidly, but this is the average, so use it)Attacks (see below)Movement (see below)Save 10+Morale 10Pure chaos flesh barely...

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Roll Under Attack Rolls + Players Roll More Dice

I sort of love the whole idea of roll-under mechanics.  So do other people.  I use them in my homebrewed home game for everything from skills to saves to ability score checks.  And now I'm thinking...

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Weapon Mastery

Still playing around with writing my own fantasy heartbreaker.I'd like each class to feel different.  Not just a unique remix of existing rules, but I'd like each class to have their own unique...

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2d6 Humans (Random Ecounter)

You know, humans really should be the most interesting thing on the encounter table.  Humans are awesome, and there's all sorts of reasons for them to be in a dungeon.Here are 10 different types of...

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Tortoise Tsardoms

Tortoise tsars live in the snow (though you'll find them in dungeons, too).  You will find them in the Balkans, where they are still numerous and aggressive enough to hunt man.They dig tunnels from...

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Loot From Beyond

Loot for a dungeon I'm working on.The Yellow SutraThis is a book with yellow covers and pink paper.  It is a manual of sex and love.  The first half describes the philosophy of love.  The second half...

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25 Classic Monsters in a Shitty New Format

There aren't even 25 classic monsters in this PDF.  There's like 20 classic monsters and 5 from this blog.  How many monster entries can you get on one page before it looks gauche?  Probably, like,...

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Terophidians

I wanted to design something iconic for Centerra.After all, D&D has its beholders, which have that great eye theme going for them.Digression: If I ever used a beholder in my game, I'd make it more...

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Heartbreaker Magic System

Still writing my fantasy heartbreaker and I'm trying to decide on a name.  Goblin Bones?  The Goblin Doctrine?Today I'm spending a lot of time thinking about the magic system.  It's going to be 100%...

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Wizlocks

Attempting to elude assassins and old age, Mologon the Magician decided to clone himself.  Although he was a potent wizard, he was an utter novice at cloning.  His creations spilled from the vats,...

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The Kellertown Incident

Warning: NSFW, graphic content, etc.I've written about the Awakened before, but hopefully this post is more interesting/usable.Here's an adventure suitable for a party of levels 1-3.How to Use this...

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Rival Adventuring Parties

The leader of each party is the first one mentioned.  They're whatever level is best for your campaign, but I recommend Level 1d4 for the whole party.  Make the leader one level higher.1Sken the Rogue,...

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d20 Curses

Step 1 - Get cursed.You can get cursed by a witch, a fairy, or your familiar.  They'll usually tell you what the curse is.  "I curse thee, oaf, with the curse of Doom!" but not all the details.  You...

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Sinister Folk

They look like nobility.  Fine silks, glittering rings.  Petticoats flapping in the wind, coattails snapping.  They speak only dead languages, and call to each other with nonsense names (like...

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Arrows of Zao

I wrote about the Huntresses of Zao here.Each hunting party will have a leader.  The leader will have 1d6-2 (min 0) magic arrows with her.  50% all same type, 50% all different. Back home, inventing...

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Tales from the Slush Pile

Odds and ends:After your service on Spill Street, the Gutspills have decided to give you a gift.  This baboon fights as a wardog for  as long as it's mohawk is maintained.  During the night, it bites...

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Throne of God

The Throne of God is the center of the Immaculate Cult.  (They desire to end all sentient life on the planet so that the universe will "reset".  They want this because they believe that Shaitan...

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