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WHALES FROM HELL

Whales come from hell--everyone knows that.  They swim up from the blackest abysses.  They are formed from the souls of gluttons, who's insatiable hunger inevitably led their swollen bodies back to the...

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Myconids

PsychologyHumans are very contemptuous of orcs.  They are brutes, never shying away from any cruelty.  And they are warmongers, always divided against each other, always plunging headlong into another...

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Asria and its Domesticated Oozes

Let's talk about Asria, where the Great Library is.The Great Pyramid of AsriaIn the plains of Asria, there is a great structure--two thousand feet tall and twice as wide.It is made from stone and metal...

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The Cubes That Saved Everyone

 The Time of Fire and Madness had finally come, and the whole world strained underneath it. Strange lights fell from the night sky, started strange fires, and then leapt away again.  Many summoned...

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Clowns

 Out of all the underworld'svomit, there are none so hated as clowns. ClownLvl 1-2  Def leather  Knife 1d6Dex high  Dis silly, murderousSchaedenfreude - Whenever one of their opponents rolls a critical...

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The Jelly Kid Family

Jelly KidsUndead are corpses puppeted by demons.Not jelly kids, though.  I'm not sure what's puppeting these things, but gosh if they aren't friendly!Jelly kids are about 18 inches tall.  Their bodies...

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Goblin Guts v2 + A Bit About Emergent Gameplay

It's been at least a year since I tore down my old ruleset and built a new one, so it makes sense that I'm feeling the itch again.  (TL;DR: here's a 22-page PDF.)Going into this, I have the following...

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d20 Orbs

1d10 MINOR ORBS1. Cursed Orb of Evil SnowmenA heavy white orb, like a small felted bowling ball.  Once you hold it in your hand, it begins turning into a snowman.The white felt turns into snow, and it...

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The Obliterat and the House Unheard

It is understood that much of reality only exists because it is observed.  The Authority is capable of seeing all things, and therefore the world is stabilized and made persistant by his unwaverig...

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Feeding the Lamb + Four Demons

 Thinking about how I'm going to expand the Lair of the Lamb.You don't have to read it you haven't already.  Just know that the adventure starts with the White Temple sacrificing the PCs to the Lamb...

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Feeding the Lamb

 I'm thinking about expanding and rewriting Lair of the Lamb.Refining the Lair of the LambThe Lair of the Lamb is alright.  It was meant to be a teaching dungeon, and to teach about consumables (light,...

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New Class: Slayers

There's a few different ways to become a Slayer.One way is to cut out your own eye, put in in the hand of Zotzi the Slayer, and tell her that you want to train under her."Holy shit," she says,...

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Zala Vacha

"Zala Vacha" was originally the Church's name for them--a broad category of all the cults scheduled for extirpation. They didn't have a name for themselves, because they didn't have anything in common...

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Gorbels

Imagine a 2d wizard, living entirely in the photon-thin surface of your television screen, who learns about the existence of a third dimension--hitherto unobserved by himself.Wizzrobe from Zelda...

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Go Die In a Hole: a Podcast for You

 Back in 2019, me and Nick put our microphones together and made a podcast called Go Die in a Hole.  We made 2 episodes.  It was a magical journey in which I learned how much I hate the sound of my own...

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Orcs and Beastmen, Part 1

 Note: Oddly enough, Bar Chakka was part of my very first draft of Centerra, back in 2010.  Centerra has changed a lot in the last 12 years, but two most important elements of Bar Chakka (the beastmen...

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The Mushroom Garden

Thank you everyone who invited me to participate in #dungeon23.  I've decided to try to complete it.Also thank you for everyone who checked in on me during my hiatus.  I appreciate y'all.Anyway, here's...

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The Flying Birdcage

My week 2 contribution to Dungeon23 is done.Again, I'm focusing on producing something instead of perfecting something.>>>HERE<<<It's technically only 3 rooms but it's also 12 pages,...

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The Smurgh

 A big hump-backed bird, nine feet tall.  It is a filthy yellow-brown, and it has the physique of a camel’s hump (not a camel, just the hump).The Smurgh eats money, and only money.  It will also choke...

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Puzzle Do's and Dont's + Some Examples

You probably use puzzles in your dungeons.  I have advice for that.DON'T Use Video Game PuzzlesVideo game puzzles are highly visual, quickly communicate geometry and orientation, and often let you pack...

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