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Improved Death and Dismemberment Table

Remember the last time I tried to write a Death and Dismemberment table?  I liked it, but it kind of sucked.  Not quite usable, not quite generic enough.  So I rewrote it.click meIt even all fits on...

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Inevitable Damage Rules

The way I see it:So, HP represents your ability to dodge, deflect, and soak up blows in combat.  And nearly everything does HP damage.  But certain types of damage bypass that system entirely.  It...

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TAKE A BATH YOU DAMN DIRTY MURDER HOBO

This is my entry into +Joey Lindsey's contest over at metalvsskin.blogspot.com, whereby normally decent people smash our forebrains into each other until one of us is decided to be the most good brain,...

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How to be Creative, also Blobbins

Or at least, this is how I think I think creatively.  Your mileage may vary.1Keep a slush pile. This is where you put all of your incomplete ideas, or ideas that don't quite meet your criteria for...

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Disgusting Peasant Foods

OffaStinking brown jelly grown on wet rocks, poisonous until fermented, and fermented in pits.  Served in shallow bowls and traditionally eaten with clamshells.  Nevertheless a point of cultural pride...

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Stragimen, Which Fails to be a One-Page RPG

I've seen enough 1-page RPG systems that I thought they were elegant, and so I wanted to write one, too.  I don't think I succeeded--It's like 4 pages long, but I also filled it with examples so maybe...

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Brackles, a PC Race

Inspired by a sweet picture over at Dungeons and Drawings, those mayfly fairies I wrote up that one time, and this video about cicadas.My goal here was to create a player race that was all about...

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Heralds of the Immaculate Morning, pt 2

Here's part 1.OverviewThe Heralds of the Immaculate Morning are a cult (although they would say that they are the last real religion) dedicated to the end of sentience.  They desire this because they...

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Blowhole Caverns

Parties will find the blowhole caverns by either (a) finding an old pirate treasure map in a different dungeon, (b) hearing rumors about barnacle men dragging their captives back in this direction, or...

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Chelinausca and Morlocks

it is tough to find a cool centipede logo :(A History LessonAbout 750 years ago, the world was ending in fire.  Volcanoes were erupting everywhere.  The skies turned black and the sun was forgotten....

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HEX 0312 The Fragrant Mother

HEX 0312 The Fragrant MotherThis is another part of my Frogstar Peninsula Hexcrawl, typed up all pretty.I'm trying to fill it with bunches of minidungeons (see also: Blowhole Caverns) so that's what...

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Map for The Dig + Cambrian Organisms

So here's the map for The Dig, a minidungeon on Hex 0905 of the Frogstar Peninsula hexcrawl.I'm planning on sticking the map on the right side of a page, so the elongated shape won't be too...

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Fungal Giants + Moss Men + Disease Rules

Fungal GiantsFungal giants are rare.Fungal giants grow spontaneously from marshy ground.  At first only the top of their head is visible, resembling a normal mushroom, but over the course of the next 9...

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The Black Pyramid of Khalgorond

Pictured: CenterraHighlighted: AbasiniaIn the land of Abasinia, they have no kings.  This is why.They say that Khalgorond is the oldest city in the world.  It was not built by men, but by cyclopes....

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The Long Halls of Luroc

Normally, the pictures I post are all unrelated.But the Long Halls are huge, weird, and old.There could be anything in there.  Anything.  Even this.In the karst hills west of Kelzonn (kell-ZAWHN),...

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Treasures of the Long Halls

Here are 3 treasures that you can find in the Long Halls of Luroc.Casket of BrealoughCommon Knowledge: The Casket of Brealough is full of ghosts what'll smite yer enemies.Rare Knowledge: Pajranwald the...

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Psychic Gore Police

What is the opposite of a monk? Monks spend their lifetime meditating and focusing inwards, learning to sense the secret chakras that articulate their body.  By studying and mastering these forces,...

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7 Myths Everyone Believes About Druids

Listen, you've got it all wrong.Frequently, the picture you see of a druid is some green-haired boy scout cavorting atop a white wolf, or gazing soulfully into the eyes of a moose.  They're depicted as...

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The Devil in the North Woods

Warning: NSFWSo, I just finished writing a post about druids, and now, rereading it, I realize that it looks sort of like druids are into chaos and Satan and stuff.  And that's not right.  Druids are...

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False Hydra

Common wisdom holds that false hydras come from the ground.  They spontaneously originate as undifferentiated masses of flesh. Potatoes that sprout from no seed.  Supposedly, they germinate in response...

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