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My Demons

Firstly, lemures are like the ultimate minion monster.  They're just like, sad jello.  They look more like a balor's bowel movement than a real threat.  Like, a medium-sized dog looks way more...

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Angels

These are the three most common types of angels of Hesaya, Centerra's predominant religion (and only true religion, in theory). Doctrine holds that there are 77 types of angels, who are infinite in...

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HD 1, AC leather, Sword 1d6

So, I've been thinking about how to differentiate monsters, and I don't think it's through stats.  Here are a bunch of monsters that are pretty similar statistically, but vary in their tactics,...

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What Happens When Cthulhu Is Released

The word "lovecraftian" doesn't mean tentacles and cultists and insanity.  It means that mankind is utterly inconsequential.  The universe isn't just weird and hostile, it is incomprehensible and...

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Jabberwocky, the Questing Beast

The Jabberwocky is the Questing Beast.  There have been many questing beasts, and there will perhaps be more once the Jabberwocky is slain.  There are many places where it might live, but in Centerra,...

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New Class: Modron Mathmatician

This is what happens when a human child is raised by modrons.They want to get a nice accountant job or something, but no one will hire them because they are weird and sleep standing up, with their eyes...

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EVERYONE IS DEAHT NIGHTS

A WARDUKE IS YOU!SO THIS IS A GAME FOR PELPEL WHO WAN BE DEFH KIGHTSIT IS TON SUITABLE FORP PEOPLE HWO WHO BABBIES OR MABYE PERGNANT MOTHERS.THOS PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO THE FARMERS AMRRKET AND BUY THE...

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Bandit Plot Table

This post is written at the behest of +Dunkey Halton (who is sort of a gestalt person made of two people, I think?  Maybe like an ettin.)  If you combine this post with his post about bandit...

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Currency in Centerra

Centerra uses a copper standard.  1 copper = 1 experience point.100 copper (c) cubrek = 10 silver (s) solavo = 1 gold (g) gloriosacopper cubreks, brek, brekker, penny, thins.  1c is about what an...

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The Bestiary

I've only included the monsters that are interesting and/or non-trivial.  Some of them are inside PDFs, so you'll have to go through the PDFs to find them.Aside from that, this is a complete index of...

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Thungrum (Elephant Ogres)

Illustrated by the excellent +Luka RejecWhat panache!  (Both artist and art.)HD 6 AC plate Claws 1d12/1d12Move 18 Int 8 Mor 8Incredible Leaping Ability - 40' standing horizontal, 20' vertical.Void...

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Some Dragons

HD 12 AC plate Attacks 1d8/1d8/2d8Move 15 Fly 24 Int 12 Mor 9Terrifying - NPCs must make a morale check when first engaging a dragon.  PCs must make a save vs fear (1d6 rounds) the first time the...

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Player-Player Bonds

So a lot of games establish player bonds during character creation."You once fought along side the person to your left.""You have sworn to protect the person on your right."Et cetera.  And that's a...

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New Classes: Brute Rider and Rideable Brute

This is another brainstorming session.I'm trying to invent paired classes: two players choose two characters that have highly complimentary abilities.  Or even co-dependent abilities.from...

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New Class: Really Good Dog

So, here's my dog class.I'm still thinking about class duets--two players that play closely linked characters.  In this case, a PC and their loyal dog.  It's more one-sided than the Brute/Rider classes...

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Three Hydras

HydradaHD 8 AC chain Attacks (1 per head)Move 12 Int 5 Mor 7Regenerates 1 body HP per roundHydradas are just hydras from the Elemental Plane of Hydras.  They are hydras with the hydra-ness turned up to...

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Hydration: Weirder Hydras

So, other people have been writing about hydras.  Chris McDowell and Dunkey (who is, himself, a kind of hydra) in particular.  I wrote one, too.20 Hydras (or 1 Chaos Hydra)You can either run this as 20...

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Azathoth the Microbiologist

So, the big reason that I haven't been posting is that I've gotten a new job as a wine microbiologist (during the busiest season) and have been moving.  A new location = no regular D&D group = less...

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The Secrets of Mundane Animals

There's a invisible schism in our monster manuals.On one hand, you have all the real-world animals.  Cows and horses and cats.  These animals do not have any magical powers.On the other hand, you have...

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Reincarnator / Reincarnatrix Class

When you start off playing a Reincarnator/Reincarnatrix, you don't have any abilities, except one.When you die, you return to life.This only happens once; you only have one extra life.When you return...

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