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Merfolk and False Shipwrecks
TradeMerfolk want metal, because you can't smelt anything underwater. In most places, it is both illegal and taboo to trade metal to merfolk. Those that do are sometimes called iron whores.Merfolk...
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More Merfolk for Enzo
If you haven't already, read this first. This is basically just speculation on how a mermaid/human oceanic arms race would evolve, with the final end goal of turning ocean travel into Fury...
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Zulin and the Spirits of the Upper Air
Centerra currently has a monotheism (Church of Hesaya) and it sucks so I'm rewriting all of it, except for the bit where the Church cannibalizes other religions and incorporates them into itself.Also,...
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Modrons arise spontaneously when there is an insufficient number of modrons in the universe. In a way, they are the universe's own attempt to self-regulate the amount of disorder present in its own...
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New Class: Divine Concubine
This class was born because (a) I wanted to have a concubine class, and (b) I wanted to have a pacifist class. So this is basically a fusion.+Scrap Princess pointed me at a game called Undertale, and...
View ArticleOutsiders: Memes, Prions, and Dreadful Comprehension
Demons are not "outsiders". How can they be, when they are part and parcel of the natural ecology of our souls? The whole concept is stupid. If anything, demons and angels are insiders--they can see...
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Two Spells and a Class: Spellborn Homunculi
so I've been rewatching Full Metal AlchemistSpell (noun)A class of extradimensional, ethereal creatures that have been domesticated by humans (much like a cow). Each spell is a unique entity that...
View ArticleVelveteens
Velveteens are magically animated stuffed animals. They are soft and delightful--little happy things that only dance, cuddle, and take naps on your lap. They behave in all the ways that you wish your...
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The Pillar of Fire
You can see it out there on the wizened flanks of the Elterspine Mountains, where it spills out of the ground. It howls like a jet engine and is you can feel the radiant heat warming your face like an...
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The Dembraava Wilds
They call it the Wilds, but they also call it Oberfel's Folly. It is their way of blaming him for what the forest has become. In Oberfel's day, it was wild and dark and tortuous, but since his death...
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New Class: Hair Wizards
Each type of hair wizard chooses a type of magic to specialize in: beard, (head) hair, mustache, or nosehair. Magic cares little for gender--a female hair wizard can have a magic mustache if she so...
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d6 Shitty Goblin Traps
Remember that the most common goblin trap is just overthinking. A room with three off-color tiles that don't do anything. Levers that just make horrible creaking noises. Obviously hinged stairs that...
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The Breath of Flies (Part 2 of the Dembraava Wilds)
PaladrosThere is a dead city in the middle of the Dembraava Wilds. The forest killed it.The city is a labyrinth of tortuous roots and broken stone. In the century since the city was abandoned, the...
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Time Tortoise (and Paradox Damage)
HD 4 Armor plate Bite 1d6Move 1/4 human Int 10 Mor 7*Imperfect Time Stop: When the tortoise uses this ability, the flow of time within 200' of the tortoise slows to a crawl (1/100th normal speed), no...
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Another d6 Shitty Goblin Traps
1. Slow Step TriggerAs the party steps on one of the stairs, the stair clicks down and a mechanism begins whirring. After a couple seconds, a ticking sound is also heard. The character who stepped on...
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Proxy Soul Homunculus
This is a continuation of my last post about homunculi.First, look at this picture that my sister drew! It's of a couple homunculi contemplating either (a) the ineffable ennui of existence, or (b)...
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d8 Shitty Goblin Weapons
The Tao of GoblinsBefore we move onto the weirder stuff, make sure that you have the basics covered.Shitty GearGoblins are always armed--but they're always armed with low-quality weapons. Whenever a...
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Goonthas and Grinnas
Most people who encounter the goonthas for the first time assume that the clothed, chattering creatures riding the wagons are the people in charge, and the buffalo-things are just beasts of burden....
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Graveyard Nymph
There is beauty in all places. Graveyards are no exception.Graveyard nymphs are fey creatures, not undead. Their flesh is warm and alive, but it is invisible. Their bones, however, are not. And so,...
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A Few Words on Dwarven Culture
Holy MoleyMost of Centerra believes in reincarnation, and the dwarves are no exception. They believe that a good dwarf (which is the same thing as a hard-working dwarf) will be reincarnated as a mole,...
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